@kuren247  
You need to make more of these, they are hilarious!

I would have though Chester would just call him King Sombrero. He has a knack for malaproping.

>All while Rarity makes a pass at Twilight!  
(shoots at Cheater pony)

i know guys i was use to putting it in the comments

Next time use the description for the text, it will also make it easier if you make a mistake, you can edit that.

You know, you could have used the image description for the texts.  
Still a good job, though.

And now it’s time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
 
Tonight’s review: My Little Pony, the Crystal Empire, Part 2.
 
OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
 
So last time they found out that they needed to find this crystal heart thingy to keep King Sombra out of the Crystal Empire!
 
And so Twilight Sparkle vows to find it, because it must be a part of Celestia’s test to her!
 
And she thinks that it’s in the castle where King Sombra used to live!
 
And all the while the other ponies try to keep the crystal ponies occupied and not thinking about the fact that Sombra keeps trying to break down the barrier!
 
But Spike wants to come with Twilight!
 
But Twilight only agrees as long as he doesn’t help her out, since it’s her test!
 
So Twilight and Spike get to the big chair where Sombra used to sit!
 
And then she casts black magic at it!
 
…wait, what?
 
She says it’s a little trick Celestia taught her!
 
Little trick? You taught her black magic! Haven’t you read half the fanfictions about dealing with black magic?
 
But it’s Ok, because it reveals a stairwell that wasn’t there before!
 
So she goes all the way down the stairwell!
 
And she finds a door!
 
But when she opens it, she’s back in Canterlot!
 
gasp
 
And Celestia is there, and she’s so mad at her failing her test that she makes Twilight Sparkle not her student anymore!
 
And Twilight Sparkle is like:
 
insert Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOO here
 
But then it turns out it was just an illusion!
 
Hooray!
 
But, she now has to go up another really long set of stairs.
 
Horru.
 
But then Twilight has the GREATEST IDEA I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
 
No, I’m serious, it’s the greatest idea I could’ve thought of.
 
She reverses gravity on herself, and slides up the stairway so she can get there really fast!
 
So meanwhile the other ponies are still trying to keep the crystal ponies occupied!
 
But then they find out that the crystal heart centerpiece isn’t the real one!
 
And then Cadance’s magic fails, just as Twilight and Spike get to where the real Crystal Heart is!
 
So Twilight goes to get it!
 
But then she’s trapped in a black crystal cage!
 
But it turns out that the heart is outside the cage, and only Spike can get to it!
 
So Twilight tells Spike to go and bring it back before it’s too late!
 
So the Crystal Ponies see King Sombra and they’re like:
 
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Run for your lives!
 
And then Spike drops the crystal heart!
 
And so it looks like Sombra is about to eat the crystal heart!
 
But then Sining Armor has the GREATEST IDEA I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
 
He picks up Cadance,
 
And throws her at the Crystal Heart!
 
I threw my significant other at something massively important, once!
 
It was a bad idea.
 
But Shining Armor made it work!
 
So Cadance gets the crystal heart,
 
puts it in its rightful place,
 
and the Crystal Ponies activate it,
 
and King Sombra is defeated!
 
Hooray!
 
But then Twilight Sparkle is like:
 
“But I didn’t do this on my own… I might’ve failed my test!”
 
So she goes to Celestia!
 
And Celestia is like:
 
“You saved an empire from enslavement, and you’re worried about your grade? Where can I get what you’re smoking?”
 
So Twilight passes!
 
All while Rarity makes a pass at Twilight!
 
rimshot
 
I’m just kidding,
 
But that would still be hot.
 
This is Chester A. Bum saying,
 
CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? AH COME ON, HELP A PONY OUT, WILL YA? COME ON, CHANGE!
 
Come on, I promise I’ll buy all that Gak they kept yelling about in the commercials!