@Background Pony #454A  
Nah, it’s not like that. Imagine you can only shape-shift on your deathbed, and then only twelve times.
 
But don’t let me ruin your buttfunk reference. If you want to buttfork, you don’t need to change. Just buttfsck whenever you like. Buttfink with a stick, buttfilk with a watermelon, or buttfrak with a box of donuts (not recommended). Buttfeck with an old friend, or buttfolk with a new friend. ^{(It’s magic!)} Some prefer to buttfshhk in secret, some prefer to buttfyayk for fun. Some prefer both. But most of all, however you prefer it, buttfkkk with your butt!

@Eeveeinheat
 
You got a lot of episodes to watch, lemme tell you…
 
But to save you any effort you’d personally find wasted in the future, the Doctor is just very, very smart (and crazy, to boot), so he just knows many secrets on Earth.

@Dirty Bit 
Now I’m even more confused. I understand that this is a Doctor Who reference, but since I’ve only seen about three episodes the context escapes me.

@PonyPon 
No, it’s not “Wait, what.” It’s What What ((In The Butt)) .

Christopher Eccleston really got the least amount of exposure as the Doctor, next to Paul McGann.
 
@PonyPon
 
The Ninth Doctor, despite his short appearance, was kind of funny
 
Did you know that Jodie Whittaker’s gonna be the first female Doctor?

Wait, what?

Couldn’t she shapeshift into a stallion whenever he wanted to get fucked up the butt?