@InvaderSplooge
Just imagine her trying to give a speech, moaning and groaning as countless gallons of cakes are stuffed up her ravenous backside. All the shifting and jiggling, the servants and audience alike running for cover during the occasional monster belch or fart. It takes hours upon hours for her to finish what is, on paper, a reasonably short speech, before she’s rolled to the royal Olympic-sized jacuzzi to continue the feeding.
Would volunteer to be the full-time backdoor feeder of the royal Sunbutt, every day of the week! Like this, she can keep eating even when she’s delivering a long speech to her subjects. Such enormous majesty should never have to stop her feasting for any reason.
Perfection! She needs to stuff her cheeks all day long. Both pairs of cheeks. UNF!
Just imagine her trying to give a speech, moaning and groaning as countless gallons of cakes are stuffed up her ravenous backside. All the shifting and jiggling, the servants and audience alike running for cover during the occasional monster belch or fart. It takes hours upon hours for her to finish what is, on paper, a reasonably short speech, before she’s rolled to the royal Olympic-sized jacuzzi to continue the feeding.
Because the alternative is horror.