Rarity needs a skateboard with her traffic cone dildo?

@N2MP  
Likely to more easily move back and forth on the cone.

What’s the point of the skateboard besides the “innocent kids” bit?

So… rated “questionable” instead of “suggestive” because there’s a road cone and a road cone definitely counts as a sex toy…?

@Background Pony #1780  
Well…since ya want it so badly :)

Will there be a fan art of Rarity actually masturbating using traffic cone and skateboard?

@trueblue02  

 

Errr Rare, I don’t think the warranty covers damage to the “bumper” when u deliberately reverse into city property.

that’s not exercising proper traffic safety!

Sheesh, Rarity!
 
It’s at times like this where one should wonder if she actually regrets dumping that stallion many strips ago.
 
The last panel makes me laugh. Those poor children XD

Girl you working with some flank, yeah  
You swank, yeah  
Make a Brony spend it fast, yeah  
Like Dash, yeah  
Snobs frown when you pass, yeah  
They mad, yeah  
You gon’ ride in the Jag, yeah  
With Dad-day  
You could stitch an epic line, yeah  
Of fashion  
Got gems I confess, yeah  
And passion  
I’m a Booru-Surfing Brony, yeah  
Mad posting, yeah  
A pony lover to chill with, yeah  
Go head and bill it, yeah  
Magic with the beats, yeah  
On the streets, yeah  
Let it be understood, yeah  
It’s all good, yeah  
Got a Brony working hard, yeah  
At the shops, yeah  
Marshmallow type of broad, yeah  
I like ‘em toasted  
Magician do a trick, yeah  
With his stick, yeah  
You want a cone in your plot, yeah  
A short story, yeah  
This Bro got the thick text  
Heavy reading, yeah  
This players in your corner, yeah  
Dress him down, yeah
 
Mare you looks good, won’t you back that thang up  
You’s a Thicc, Rare Pone, won’t you back that thang up  
Call me big daddy when you back that thang up  
Mare who is you playing with, back that thang up
 
Mare you looks good, won’t you back that thang up  
You’s a Thicc, Rare Pone, won’t you back that thang up  
Call me big daddy when you back that thang up  
Mare who is you playing with, back that thang up

@Beau Skunky
 

@Ciaran  
You guys seriously have a one-track mind. :P

@Beau Skunky  
Are you sure they didn’t “die from pleasure”? I heard it’s awesome.

I think this one may be too much for me… (I hope this comic doesn’t get too “lewd” like nearly every pony fan-comic ever. Not being a prude, it just gets old sometimes.)
 
Plus I heard somebody died doing something like this for “pleasure.”

xD

Ladies night sounds magical.

This reminded of a Cracked article narrating that time a wrestler strapped a plastic sausage on his head and tried to slide it into a party girl’s hoohah via slip-and-slide in a hotel hallway

@larrykitty  

@Spiritus Arcane  
Pssshh, Spike would be like a baby carrot compared to a traffic cone. This girl needs to be filled!
 
Though….surely there are toy shops around…….

I would say that this is exactly why we lock our doors, but seeing as Sweetie Belle is a Unicorn she could probably have ‘Alohamored’ the door open anyway.
 
@Spiritus Arcane  

 
Couldn’t agree more!

I thought that traffic cone was a horn when I saw the thumbnail.

Rarity, I’m really glad you found a hobby outside of sewing that you enjoy- but I think you might like autocross just a bit TOO much.

My body was not ready.
 
 
…
 
 
But now it is.

Holy crap Rarity, really? If you’re that desperate, I’m sure Spike might still be interested. Let him blow off some steam from all of Starlight’s teasing if nothing else.