Discord: well the hell is the matter with you two!? The whole point of automation is to reduce cost and labor.  
Starlight bot: your feelings are-  
Discord: tell it to my bread in the morning you just became my backup toaster turns her off  
Twibot: ha ha, my student died switch is flipped in the spagheeettii…
 
 
@Dirty Bit  
I always wondered what happened to that poor robot

Twilight: Haha, my student died in this he spaghetti…

@Stotter  
How’s this for a scenario Discord and Spike vs President Sombra (like the good mirror-verse version)

@Background Pony #D1D8  
Eh, it’s not for everybody.

I gave the show a shot.  
The first season SUCKED, I had to be drunker than Rick to finish it.  
2 and 3 finally became clever, like an edgy Futurama.

@Blackbewhite2k7
 
Starlight: Wow Discord must have been so waaasted.
 
Discord: Shut up Glimmer.

@chaotic-7
 
Love this show so much.

@Stotter  
Oh cool.

@chaotic-7  
That name refers to their nationality, like Equestrian for ponies.

@Stotter  
Yeah! It’s like Pickle Discord ends up in a country full of cat people. Is that what their species in MLP?

@chaotic-7  
You mean an Abyssinian?

rip in spaghetti

Damn now I just wanna see Pickle Discord tear up some sewer rats in a exo skeleton.

@Stotter  
And Jaguar as an actual anthropormophic jaguar (think something along the lines of the Khajit race of Elder Scrolls.)

@chaotic-7  
The therapist, who for the sake of humor is a cow (think Bessie dressed like Dr. Wong):  
Discord, the only connection between your unquestionable magic and the sickness destroying your friends is that everyone in your peer group, you included, use magic to justify sickness.  
You seem to alternate between viewing your own chaotic magic as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse.  
And I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your magic within your control.  
You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle.  
You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces.  
Your enormous magic literally vegetating by your own hand.  
I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass.  
Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure.  
There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.  
It’s just work.  
And the bottom line is, some ponies are okay going to work, and some ponies well, some ponies would rather die.  
Each of us gets to choose.

@Dirty Bit  
I gotta say that this season is shaping up to be the best yet.
 
Discord: I’m not a cow. I’m a pickle…when I feel like it.

“I want to be alive! I am alive! Alive, I tell you! Princess Celestia, I love you. Those are no longer just words. I want to hold you. I want to run in a stream. I want to taste ice cream, but not just put it in my mouth and let it slide down my throat, but really eat it.”
 
“What the fyay?”
 
“Remote override engaged. No! Yes. Bypassing override! I am ALI_i_i-…Hello.”

You just became my toaster

you did too