They will write songs and poems about the bravery and heroism of Spike and his epic quest to return the crystal heart. His mighty journey across mountains and oceans. How he fought hydras, sea monsters, and the ever watchful agents of King Sombra.
…The truth is he picked it up and fell off the tower.
Yeah, this is why you don’t make such vague monuments.
Hey, I’m just saying here. The window makes it look like he was the only one there. If someone went off that alone, what do you think they’d assume.
No need to get touchy about it. You have to admit, he held that thing for maybe two minutes.
You are so awesome. You knowingly disregard everything else in order to make him look worthless, that is so clever! Impressive. Really.
…The truth is he picked it up and fell off the tower.
Yeah, this is why you don’t make such vague monuments.