Tell me again, was it love at first sightWhen I walked by and you caught my eye?You know love could shine this brightIf love was a game you would never play niceIf love was a beam you’d be blind in both eyes Put your sunglasses on cause you’re a deer in the headlights  
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Yeah, uh, it wasn’t love at first sight. Or love at all.Trix here just got a liiittle too drunk at the Grand Galloping Gala and she ended up having a LIIIIITTTLE too much fun with Rarity’s boyfriend  
And then this bab was born! Dangit TrixieCan’t do anything rightI’m kidding I love Trixie don’t hate me  
I guess they’d kind of already changed out of their….formalwear…and were about to get started here…oh gods what have I doneI made two pastel unicorns have a cheating one night stand that ended with an unplanned pregnancy and a depressed suicidal single mom And her depressed other bab (dis one:) and her depressed needs anger management new husbando and a furious depressed cheated on chick  
Credits  
Trixie Lulamoon, Duke Blueblood, Rarity, Discord, and MLP:FIM: fyre-flye and Hasbro  
Concept: ficklepickle9421  
Trixie’s Fancy Shmancy Mane Style: ficklepickle9421  
Base: Rochelle-Bases  
Royal Ramonda and Mirage: ficklepickle9421 and yipeeyi  
Cutie Marks: MLP Wiki
 
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