@FliegerFaustToP47  
I like both

So, I don’t get it still, what’s better, pineapple on the pizza or pineapple on the fruit salad? You guys aren’t getting anywhere with this.

@BigBuggyBastage  

 
this

“Ruin” pizzas?
 

@SoulSearcher369  
How dare you! I’ll have you know my entire family was killed by a frenzied Pineapple pizza.

Best pizza actually

It does not ruin pizzas for everyone. Just people who don’t like pineapple on their pizzas. I and the other people who don’t fuss over something that small and insignificantare fine with pineapple on pizza

@Stotter  
Well played.

@Podbeing  
And specifically Hawaiian BBQ pork?

@Stotter  
It’s pretty delish.

All this about Hawaiian pizza,  
but what about Hawaiian pork?

Disgusting

Lies.

ahh… Yeah, yeah you do.

That’s a weird way to spell “enhance”

@Background Pony #C6BE  
PONEAPPLE NOID!!!!!

An actual poneapple? Not a pony in a pineapple suit, who pops up and charges at you, threatening you and your pizza whenever pizza appears?
 
Mmkay.

@Background Pony #33A4  
Great now I’m imagining a pineapple opening like a facehugger egg a instead of a facehugger lacking onto a person’s face it bellyflops onto a pizza.

@Background Pony #027D
 
I, too, like xenomorphic food.

@Narlepoax III  
Agreed, I guess. Personally, I loathe pineapple on pizza (I love pineapple, and I love pizza, but separately, if you don’t mind) and my favorite pizza (onions, tuna and mozzarella, no tomato) leaves some people gagging.  
And know what? Who gives a pootis. I love MY pizza, they love THEIR pizza. As long as they don’t try to force me to like what I don’t like (it happened… I kept saying “please, I really don’t like that, skip my serving” over and over again but they didn’t listen until the lady of the house hovered the serving ladle over my plate and I TURNED IT OVER. Then they got the hint. Okay, it wasn’t pizza, it was pesto… but I hate it anyway) we’re all fine.  
Mind you, some people don’t get the hint… they think everything they like is universally good, and look at me like a freak when I state otherwise. Guess what? I’m Italian, but I hate eggplants, bell peppers and basil, I loathe sweet and sour sauce with every iota of my being and I’m not exactly fond of spicy peppers and garlic either. Does that make me less Italian? Fuck no. That only means that I HAVE MY PERSONAL TASTES. No more, no less.

You spelled “enhance” wrong.

I will shout at you

i love pineapple on pizza

You do.

I am now complete.