@TheAntiCat
 
why not both?

I’m not sure whether I should punch OP in the nuts or buy him a drink…

The feeling when you actually google parkle…

V  
You do know only mods can delete images, right?

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for jimmies to rustled, I can tell you I don’t have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you delete this picture now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

So, you can apparently buy a parkle.
 
Well, guess that’s true enough.

Parkle
 
7 up, 2 down
 

 

 
To engage in sexual intercourse.
 
1-dude,i met this chick last night..  
2-did you parkle?  
1-i parkled the dilznick all night long.

Say it really fast and it still sounds like Twilight Sparkle.

@Brother
 
Urban dictionary says it’s slang for sex.

Parkle?
 
Do you need to tinkle, Fingal?  
Would you like a pringle, Fingal?  
Are you single, Fingal?  
Would you like to mingle, Fingal?  
You make me tingle, Fingal.

The hell is a parkle?

I didn’t laugh because this was funny.  
I laugh because of how terrible the pun was.

.. a what?

I am disappointed with myself for laughing at this..

In the words of Princess Luna,  
’Twas a tale most entertaining, brother.

THAT’S NOT EVEN A THING!

Goddammit anon.