Rarity: Because we are on a Double Date
Spike/Sapphire:: …….Fancy and Blue are gay lovers? I would never have guessed
Rarity: …..no I mean I am with Fancypants and you are with Blueblood
Spike/Sapphire: WHAT! I thought it was a date between us
Rarity: Nope
Fancypants: Ah Rarity, so lovely to see you
Blueblood: And that must be Sapphire, Rarity has told us much about you
Spike/Sapphire: She has?
Fancypants: Indeed, those ear rings are a nice touch
Blueblood: Oh I can’t wait till we get married
Spike/Sapphire: ……this is going to be a long night
Requested by Zizum
Date to remember 19
Date to remember 20 END