“I can sing, I can dance, I can even cut myself in half! Watch!”
 
There is a show called Popee the Performer. It is in every way messed up and not suitable for kids. Guess what, it’s a kids show. Also guess what, it was made in Japan. Wtf Japan.
 
But that theme song is stuck in my head and will not go away soooo I ended up watching the show. Every episode is like 4 minutes long.  
How did kids that watched this not have horrible nightmares?
 
Stupid nonsensical theme song go away. Anyway, Happy Halloween!