How do you know you aren’t already?

I mean that’s a much more achievable goal than, say, astronaut, billionaire, or honest politician.

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4Chan is politically incorrect.

oh no, a twiface

Don’t wait! Start kissing now!

@vit  
I have a sense of humor, I just don’t see what the joke is.

@Ihhh  
[raises eyebrow]  
I was responding back with a snarky comment, thats all. You interpreted it rather…literally, and it went over your head. Do you not have a sense of humor? (Though perhaps my tone wasn’t clear enough)  
I guess you actually are not fun at parties.

@vit  
In that case, why are you telling me what I already said?

@Ihhh  
The parties.

@vit  
Which sentences are you responding to?  
[bq] is useful

@Ihhh  
Clearly you’re not. Yes you do.

@Ihhh  
I’ve long known, yeah. Stupid jokes are my thing, and I need to work on finding better places to use them, seemingly. Apologies. ^w^

@vit  
So what? They’re not real, they’re not human, and you don’t need to have sex to have an orientation. Plenty of prepubescent children are able to find other people physically attractive, even if they don’t fully understand those feelings.
 
@thps48  
If that’s true, how are they old enough to make a coherent post, let alone understand the concept of pedophilia? He’d have to have been born when his mom was 8 or younger, which is incredibly rare.
 

 
 
No, I am not fun at parties. I hate parties.

@vit  
Your mom’s not at the age of consent. X3

@Ihhh  
 
Because they’re not at the age of consent yet.

Why wait?

@Eeveeinheat  
Best friends that kisses each other sometimes without feeling bad or awkward after because it is all in good fun.

@NudistHorse  
So, just friends?

Go ahead, follow your dreams, don’t let anyone tell you no! Make out in public for all I care! And more pleasure for me

@vit  
They can be PLATONIC lesbians.

Why wait?

@Princess Trixie vi Equestria  
I imagine it would be a matter of convenience. If they are sexually more open and less disgusted by each other than we humans then the “straight” mares who aren’t with a stallion might just try it out anyway. Or they form something resembling herds and just pair with whoever is their friend without restrictions altogether.