You never asked for it, but here you go! Not exactly canon, visually inconsistent, Rarity’s cutie mark is different for no apparent reason… I hope it’s still fun.  
It was inspired by the Cyanide and Happiness random comic generator. Of course, this one has no mature content.  
I work with Flash MX and, therefore, ActionScript 2.0, meaning there’s no easy way to implement a save function. If you have a doable solution, please let me know.  
DoomenGloom wrote Pinkie’s movie monologue and drew a certain Marvel character in two panels. He hasn’t posted for a while, but is always happy to do commissions of any kind.
 

 
EDIT: The master file’s been updated to version 1.01 - There’s 60 more panels to play with, bringing it to a total of 360.  
Might not work in Firefox. You can always download the file and run it through a SWF player of your choice.
 

 
This was meant to be the summer update, but life got in the way. So, in an attempt to keep life at bay, I made a Patreon account.
 
So check out my Patreon. You know you want to!
 
Any amount of support makes a difference. And with enough of it I’ll finally start taking on bigger projects, flash games included.  
Of course, one-off commissions and such are also welcome and appreciated.