Ah, classic Twilight.
 
And the art is adorable <3

ohh this is perfect  
i love andy price

Honey, put it down. No, no. The book. Put down the book.

Step one: Prepare meal.  
Step two: Sit down to eat.  
Step three: Stand up.  
Step four: Walk to the front door.  
Step five: Tell the insurance salesman that you aren’t interested.  
Step six: Sit back down at the table.  
Step seven: Get up to answer the phone.  
Step eight: Try for twenty minutes to get on that one business’ “do not call” list.  
Step nine: Give up and unplug the phone for the night.  
Step ten: Put out the dog and bring in the cat.  
Step eleven: Toss your cold dinner in the trash and pour yourself a glass of wine.  
Step twelve: Repeat step eleven as needed.

Twilight can’t enjoy her sandwich without proper instructions.

You’re such a silly pony, Twilight.