“sorry it’s not in packages. Want some cream?”

Derpy: By the way, Twilight, what’s your least favorite country? Yakyakistan or Griffonstone?  
Twilight: Um, Griffonstone.  
Derpy: Heh heh, no one ever says Yakyakistan.

Derpy Hooves: Uh, hi, Twilight. What can I do for you?  
Twilight Sparkle: Ma’am, I need to know where I can get some business muffins.  
Derpy: Muffins? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Muffins! Twilight, there’s four places. There’s the Muffin Hut, that’s on third.  
Twilight: Uh-huh.  
Derpy: There’s Muffins-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Muffin-There.  
Twilight: Mm-Hmm.  
Derpy: That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Muffin… Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the muffin complex on third.  
Twilight: Oh, the muffin district!  
Derpy: That’s right.

You Only Derp Twice

>East  
You can keep it

That’s a good one. Got a chuckle out of me.

LoLoL