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Description
- Friendship is hard labour. Friendship is big achievement. Friendship is pain. Friendship is not a cream pie, which can be consumed with happy laugh. Friendship is a great test. For friendship you have to clench your teeth and swallow your blood. You must accept friendship, even if it’s painful. Friendship is a war, which not everypony can win. Friendship can be very bitter, but you will still value it. And you… you didn’t learn friednship properly, Twilight Sparkle. I’m afraid Princess Celestia has to alter your lessons somehow.
Comrade Stallion
Well then. Let’s read.
Then he checked his new body once again and realized his minor mistake in proportions.
– I’m not a horse. I’m a pony.
… Pinkie Pie even stopped under his stare and looked back at him with respect.
— Wow, Stallion, you can do THE STARE, just like my friend Fluttershy.
— Money,- softly reminded Stalin, where do they go?
— That’s simple. Applejack gives money to Princess Celestia. And Princess makes good things out of it!
— What good things?
— Plenty of good things! She’s kind, so she does good things!
— Say, does she help with money to Applejack, when apple trees fail to produce apples?
— Of course not! If it’s weather fault, then it’s pegasuses fault!
– Maybe she helps her with education?
– No, only unicorns get real education.
– So, all people of Ponyville give money to Princess?
… Now all the colorful houses of approaching pony town looked totally different to him – like some ugly, familiar face appeared from behind the scene for a moment.
(But it ended well)
Celestia: So, oldpony, what kind of weapon is this “iron hoof”? Does it even have magic? Is it even any good?
Stallion: Yes. It is of 12th caliber.
And then there was rain behind the window, group of “pioner” foals going to school and then we met comrade Sparkle, who managed to survive her “mentor”’s attack and came to comrade Stalin for new Party mission in far region of Equestria. )
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