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T’is The Season To Be Efficient
Day 30, No Project
“Right, now that I’ve cleaned up Rubicon’s drunken drawings of Splint and I copulating from the side of my terminal, I can report on today’s proceedings.
As it so happens, it was Hearth’s Warming today, and I was tasked by Rubicon and Yarovzik to select gifts for the ponies who have assisted me in Cirrus. Steel, Splint, Vegas, as well as test subjects throughout the city. Thus, I’ve decided to take up the mannerisms of an ancient cultural figure in Equestria’s past: Saint Neighkolas of Stalliongrad, otherwise called ‘Santa Hooves’. A silly name in retrospect, but he apparently carried unheard-of influence.
I have gathered the sufficient gifts of appreciation for the ponies of Cirrus, though I am currently challenged with how to place them in my bag. I know it is of satisfactory size, and each of the gifts have been calculated to fit such that I am able to fill a 2.5 by 1.75 by 2.1 m3 volume in said bag. The only question that remains is how to place them in the bag.
I am reminded of an old game I heard of before the war, something called Tetris. Perhaps I could call upon that experience?”
Day 30, No Project
“Right, now that I’ve cleaned up Rubicon’s drunken drawings of Splint and I copulating from the side of my terminal, I can report on today’s proceedings.
As it so happens, it was Hearth’s Warming today, and I was tasked by Rubicon and Yarovzik to select gifts for the ponies who have assisted me in Cirrus. Steel, Splint, Vegas, as well as test subjects throughout the city. Thus, I’ve decided to take up the mannerisms of an ancient cultural figure in Equestria’s past: Saint Neighkolas of Stalliongrad, otherwise called ‘Santa Hooves’. A silly name in retrospect, but he apparently carried unheard-of influence.
I have gathered the sufficient gifts of appreciation for the ponies of Cirrus, though I am currently challenged with how to place them in my bag. I know it is of satisfactory size, and each of the gifts have been calculated to fit such that I am able to fill a 2.5 by 1.75 by 2.1 m3 volume in said bag. The only question that remains is how to place them in the bag.
I am reminded of an old game I heard of before the war, something called Tetris. Perhaps I could call upon that experience?”
Author’s Note
Day 11, Season’s Greetings to you all, and the completion of this batch upload! Hope you all enjoy this latest picture of the good Doctor trying to apply video game experience to a real-life situation.
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