Behold Trixie’s greatest trick: making fire water disappear, and then reappear.

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Trixie: Nah, it looks like I’ll be going through this for at least a few months.
 
Starlight: Wait a minute… Do you mean you’re… Oh please don’t tell me it was Blueblood?
 
Trixie: No…<pukes>
 
Starlight: Pharynx?
 
Trixie: Unfortunately not…<pukes>
 
Starlight: Wait… SUNBRUST!! I’m going to kill him.
 
Trixie: NO, no, no! It’s…<pukes>
 
Starlight: Who… Don’t tell me it’s Spike? You know how that would piss off Rarity.
 
Trixie: NNOO!!<pukes> It’s you!!<pukes>
 
Starlight:…
 
Starlight:…
 
Starlight:…
 
Starlight:… How the fuck is that even biologically possible?!?!
 
Trixie: Ask Twilight how. She said it nearly happened with her and Sunset once.
 
Starlight: Oh I will.<Now she pukes> Once we figure out how to be mothers.
 
Trixie: I’m sure Sunburst and Pharynx will take the news fine.<pukes>
 
Starlight: I doubt it.<pukes>

Starlight: I told you not to eat those berries.

I think I can speak for many of us when I say: I’ve been there, sister.

Considering the tumblr note says “more dwk style”, Imma include the ‘totally legit recap’ tag. XD

And all she had was a Shirley Temple.

“A true, true friend helps a friend in need…” ♪

“Are you gonna be done soon?”

I’ve seen better motivation to not drink alcohol, but this works pretty well.

A real friend holds your hair up so you don’t get vomit in it.

Even the body of a magical horse has ways of calling its owner a retard. ^^