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Timber: “WHAT TH–AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~”
 
Sunset: “Communicating badly and then acting smug when you’re misunderstood is not cleverness. I hope we’ve learned something today.”

>tfw a cute girl comes within 25 feet of me

Twilight: “Sunset? NO! Don’t look there! I-I mean… I have weird science-y stuff on there that’s, umm… a bit disturbing.”
 
Sunset: “Come on, Twilight. No secrets from me. And I love weird science-y stu- ff…”
 
Twilight: “Ehehehe.”
 
Sunset: “Twilight? What is this?”
 
Twilight: “Uh… Timber… and I.”
 
Sunset: “And?”
 
Twilight: “And…”(gulp)
 
Sunset: “You had sex with him without telling anyone!”
 
Twilight: “I… I just… couldn’t help myself. Sorry!”
 
Sunset: (sigh) “How am I supposed to tell this to your parents or the girls?”
 
Twilight: “You… you just d-don’t.”

When your GF finally sees what’s on your phone.

Sunset found Twilight’s nudes

This is a caption challenge waiting to happen