Oh my god.

Here comes soldier is some top tier autism.

come ere morty  
come on morty  
morty  
we gotta [BELCH]  
we gotta ssh-show em whose boss  
we gotta go like they did in the stone age  
with the stones an shit  
we gotta  
we gotta chuck shit at them  
//hohhh maaann rick thats really fucked up i don’t wanna do this anymore all you, all you ever do is lead me to do things i don’t wanna do, you know, iiiii just don’t think this is such a good idea  
come on morty we need this, look at them look at their shit, they’ve got [belch] looooads of shit over there  
we gotta shit on them  
we gotta shit on their shit morty  
come on morty we gotta get the shit out  
//hoh geeze rick :(