Are there any magic spells that can transform me into a book?

And fortress, steep and mighty

Oh yeah, can your books sexuality satisf- actually, never mind, I don’t want to know

Well what are you gonna do when you have read through all of them?

@Zaknel  
;-; But Twilight… I’m not colt or a stallion… so…

@MaresFillies  

Twilight, Let’s go out! :D

If it’s the badumsquish au, then she might be right.

What if we put a good looking suit and tie on one of them?

Your biological clock is ticking Twilight…

@Brony_Conundrum
 
Never said it was.However, Sexual relations is important when you are young. But if you are looking for a long term partner, sexual attraction shouldn’t be the the highest value on the list. And it is good to fulfill your urges, but do so in a responsible matter( Don’t try to sex every thing that moves)

@kittyzuzu  
But at the same time, it’s stupid to act like sex is the be-all and end-all in a relationship.

@OneAmongOthers
 
I’ll have to disagree on that. We are sexual creatures. If you can’t fulfill that part of your biological need, you will feel an emptiness. True it’s not for every one, but for the other 99% of humanity, it’s a desire that shouldn’t be ignored.

me except with ponies

@Background Pony #2820  
@Exedrus
 
When you really think about it, the modern book isn’t that secur ither. Old texts are still around manly because the where in stone, or where printed on to paper that was refined and replicated over meny generations. However with todays modern prosses, it can be difficult to fined a book, 50 years old, that has retained all of it’s previous information.

@Background Pony #2820  
I find it funny how we’re talking about this on a non-serious pic.

@Exedrus  
The real problem isn’t the distribution of the copies bit the alteration if data over time from corruption,Intentional and unintentional.Preserving data for future generations is important,besides someone could rewrite history quite literally with so much distribution going on.I’ve heard they’re experimenting with quartz crystals as a storage medium. Its scatch proof, difficult to destroy and can withstand acid.

@Background Pony #2820  
Although if we were looking to archive a lot, microfiche would probably be a bit easier/more compact. And its only real barrier to use is that it needs some way to magnify it (which should be pretty well guaranteed at this point).
 
On the other hand, digitizing information also makes it easier to access/distribute. If we hit a point where people can store the entire Library of Congress on something the size of a Kindle or desktop, then we could make that info hard to lose by virtue of just making an enormous number of distributed copies. Then as long as at least a few survive (and we don’t globally lose all access to digital technology), the info wouldn’t be lost.

@Background Pony #2820  
Wait, solar flares can wipe out data?

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  

 
The truth is going digital with our books wasn’t the smartest thing we ever did. Most of pur current methods for storing data like on flash cards or discs is unreliable, because of data corruption. There’s also the danger of a solar flare knocking out our data systems, erasing memory with an emp from space. Paper is a lot more reliable than you’d think.

@Background Pony #2820  
Oh, really? Oh no…….  
And no, that wasn’t sarcasm. That’s actually concerning.

It’s sad but traditional books are going extinct these days…

Books won’t let you down or require as much upkeep as a coltfriend, so it’s a win win.

I like to study.  
I like math.  
I like English.  
I’m from Sout KR where I have a hard time making friends  
fml