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He’s a self proclaimed ‘athlete’ that sells suspicious adrenergic drugs and stimulants. He has the metabolism of a horse.. a horse²
 
He only sleeps 2 hours a day, mainly because he’s an adrenaline junky who plans to die before the age of thirty, but also because he keeps having a nightmare of somepony using homeopathy to activate their melanin, and destroying all vaccines with pineal gland telepathy.

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