So the school is offering strawberry snacks. Really. What would Applejack say?

@lasty  
Do we have a badge on this site for amazing dialogue writing?

@mana the immortal  
Ember: ‘EY!! Spike. c’mere a minnit. YoooOOUUu…! Are so, like, ahhh, what’s the word? (clicks tongue, sighs deeply)…small. _{yer smaaaaaaall,} ha ha! Y’wanna know…who I _just… haaaate!? Is Garble. Whatta piece’a crap he is, y’know? Like, he’s alw’ys talkin’ about burnin’ down ponies. Burnin’ ponies an’ hittin’ ponies, an’ juuuust swearin’ marry the Torchdamned ponies, ya know! Who…!? who thinksabout ponies tha’ much? I-I like you guys, summa you guys, what is up with Abblejag? Those things she makes ain’t gems! Are they even…yeah. …yeah, they’re food for you guys, but even I don’ think aboutchu that much even! That guy is…he’s tall but he’s lucky I ain’t drag’n lord, or I’d-I’d have ‘im ex-cut’d i-is what I’d do!
 
Why’re all the dragons but you ‘n me gotta be jerks, Spink?
 
Spike: My name’s Spike.  
Ember: You’re name’s Margaret Mary! …no, wait, it is Spike. Yer the best dragon I- ‘vever known. and I f’rgot yer name!  
Spike: Are you…crying?  
Ember: YER ASS IS CRYING! (sniffle) And I’m yer aaaaa-ha-ha-haaass! (bawling!)  
Spike: What’s…happening? uh, it’s okay, Ember. I wouldn’t stop being your friend over something like that.  
Ember: Shu’up, Margaret Mary, yer spines’re bouncy. _{i platonically love you, sooo much.}  
Celestia: Can’t we have one school opening in this town without someone getting drunk?  
Cadance: (stumbling on her hind legs) I AIN’ PREGGERS NO MORE!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!

@laofuzi  
I was more talking about the fact that she’s smiling.

@mana the immortal  
How do you think she fuels her fire breath?

There is so much alcohol in that glass.

cute dragon enjoying her strawberry mojito