We sell forbidden objects from where men dare to trade. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call Frogurt!  
Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.  
Ooh, that’s bad.  
But it comes with a free Frogurt!  
That’s good!  
The Frogurt is also cursed.  
That’s bad.  
But you get your choice of topping!  
That’s good!  
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.  
…  
That’s bad.  
Can I go now?  
(If you couldn’t already guess, Uncle curio reminds me of the shopkeeper from The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror III”)

Asia all the way to Japan has had horses forever, just not as long as Europe, America AKA Future Equestria only got horses around the 1600s/1700s when settlers started popping in. (Which reminds me, Clover the Clever should’ve had a London accent, I’d think… :\ )

“It is your lucky day!!”
 
“It is your lucky day, little girl!”

@gg666
 
One more thing!

Coveteous Shen.

“Uncle” Curio McGuffin

is that…a manderine hat?

Should this pony be a Chinese?

Magic must defeat Magic

I like Curio actually! “Curios’s Shop of Mysterious Wonders” sounds fun.

THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS  
THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?  
HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!

Curio is good.

Calling him uncle is racist.

Merchant: “What are buying?”  
“Is that all, Stranger?”

*rare  
my bad

got some rear thing on sale stranger

His name shall be Captain Obvious, then. Thank you for the name, Confetti.

“WOULD YOU BE SWIFT?THEN FOR YOU I HAVE SPEED BEYOND MEASURE!”

What’s the reference of Uncle Curio?

Not Kirins? I guess Chinese and maybe even other Asians are ponies much like Equestrians.

…shrug
 
It’s not like we have the mental capacity to leave a background pony without a name (I’mkiddingokay?)
 
So Curio it is.

Another vote for Uncle Curio

Curio is a nice name~

I agree with Uncle Curio.

I say he must be named as ’‘The Merchant”
 
DOTA 2 dude doesn’t have a name either.