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Please kelpies! Take me to the watery death I deserve.

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Ardashir
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

@genervt
Well, it worked in one story, where a cheapskate Scottish lord wanted a super-strong kelpie to help build his castle. As soon as the kelpie was done the lord removed the bridle. At which point the kelpie cursed his entire family –
Sair back and sair banes
hauling the Laird o’ Morphies stanes.
Nae Laird o’ Morphie will ever thrive
sae lang as the Kelpie is alive!
Ardashir
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

The story is that if you toss a bridle on a kelpie they have to obey you. Just an idea for anyone who wants to go swimming with the Scottish murderponies without being dinner.
Sub Hoofer

This is like finding a sexy woman in lingerie sitting on your bed.  
You know it’s a goddamn succubus but you’re tempted to go for it anyway.