“Lately my friend Twilight has been following me around.
I didn’t think much of it at first, but it’s starting to scare me.
She doesn’t like it when I go home and lock the door. She gets furious and bangs on all the windows and tries to push her way in through impossible entrances like the stovepipe and the space under the door. Grunting and straining to squeeze into the tiny space.
That isn’t the scariest thing, though.
The scariest thing is that she never stops smiling while she does it.”
The first scariest is of course ‘Pink Flesh: A Murderer’s Tale’.
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