Excasy is one hell of a drug

At least it wasn’t Bill Cosby

You cannot stop me!

@laofuzi  
“Guards! Arrest that dragon!”

@SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978  
I didn’t say ANYTHING about you being in the royal kitchen!

Spike: Nonsense! I was nowhere near the kitchen at the time!

Too many ketamines

@Red Yes Horse  
I get it.
 
It’s a damn lie,  
but I tell you.

It’s like watching my pet ferret after she drank a few drops of soda.

@Goddess Erosia  
Best comment I’ve seen in a while.

@Badheart  
We’re going to Disney Land!
 
|| Please tell me you get the reference ||

Hoh geeze Rick I don’t think this was such a good idea I mean she’s a princess and all and yeah maybe she could use the energy cuz, cuz I’m sure it’s like, really hard and time consuming and you know, cuz she’s a princess and all, she’s probably really overworked and all. But I don’t think this was such a good idea, the caffeine and all. I mean what if she’s having some kind of reaction? The caffeine and the alchohol? I know you said she needs to let loose but this is like crack cocaine levels. I don’t think coffee-wine is supposed to do that.

“Yep. If I thought it would help, I’d remind her that she only drinks tea. Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time this has happened.”