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Stellar Flare: She’s right over there, Sunburst! How long are you going to keep your poor mother waiting?
 
Sunburst: Waiting for what?
 
Stellar Flare: You know what.
 
Sunburst: Um, no, I don’t and this conversation is making me uncomfortable…
 
Stellar Flare: … I want grandfoals.
 
Sunburst: MOM!!!
Philweasel
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.

Right About Everything
@Zaknel
Look mom, it’s not that I don’t want to marry or get a girlfriend, it’s just that I’m a fucking loser who doesn’t deserve anyone; I will only make their lives worse!
They’re better off with either nice guys who will shower them with gifts and poetry or bad boys who will take them on a journey beyond their imaginations, so leave me alone for now!
 
Ha! I’ve used that very argument on my mother.
tehwatever
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Artist -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

@Zaknel  
In thirld world asian countries, Moms and aunties ship you on a regular basis. Not one month goes by without your mom or relative asking you about plans for marriage.
 
Especially if you’re already 25 and single as fuck. I speak from experience.
 
Look mom, it’s not that I don’t want to marry or get a girlfriend, it’s just that I’m a fucking loser who doesn’t deserve anyone; I will only make their lives worse!
 
They’re better off with either nice guys who will shower them with gifts and poetry or bad boys who will take them on a journey beyond their imaginations, so leave me alone for now!