@crazykhmr  
“She gave me some juice that tasted funny and now I’m here”

@Background Pony #0157  
Actually horses tend to reach full adulthood at around 5

SF: SunBurst, I just met this very attractive AND very SINGLE filly. HINT HINT  
SB: My Celestia! Mother, I’m 37 years old and she’s like what 16 or 17?!  
SF: …  
SB: …  
SB: Hey there beautiful, my name’s SunBurst. I’m the Royal Crystaler to Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and her husband Prince Shining Armor.  
MB: Hmm? Really?  
SB: Oh yes. In fact, I am very well connected in The Crystal Empire and Equestra. My foalhood best friend is Starlight Glimmer Protege of The Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle. How old did you say you were again?  
MB: Heeeheee. I didn’t say silly. I’m 13 years young.  
SB: Uh… Mom?  
SF: Yes sweety?  
SB: If you become, oh I don’t know, mayor of Sire’s Hollow, could you protect me as in making this legal?  
SF: Hmmm? Do you plan on providing me with many adorable grandfoals with this here filly?  
SB: Uh…  
SF: Good enough for me then! Done!  
SB: Okay…  
SF: In fact dear, I just so happen to had a list here of -

Ships.

@Vree  
“We met at a playground”

“Son, meet your new 2nd mother”  
“Mom she looks yonger than me  
She’s slurping on a kid juice mom”