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“We can stop this anytime, Parchment, all ya gotta do for me is be honest. Now, exactly how many copies of that novel carryin’ my name did you print?”
“MMMFPHMMM!! MMHM!!”
“Come on now, if you don’t start speakin’ coherently I’m just gonna have’ta help you keep breathin’, until you wanna spit it out…”
“MMMFPHMMHH!!!”
Well, seems as though Parchment’s finally been caught by AJ, and the farmpony’s decided to inquire about a certain novel he’d written and published… in a certain manner of speaking, anyways. Seems like she’s not getting anywhere fast though, Parchment is just refusing to say a peep. You’d think a pony couldn’t talk if their mouth’s full of rubber hose held in place by duct tape…
Ah well, keep workin’ those bellows AJ, I’m sure he’ll start singing soon enough!
“MMMFPHMMM!! MMHM!!”
“Come on now, if you don’t start speakin’ coherently I’m just gonna have’ta help you keep breathin’, until you wanna spit it out…”
“MMMFPHMMHH!!!”
Well, seems as though Parchment’s finally been caught by AJ, and the farmpony’s decided to inquire about a certain novel he’d written and published… in a certain manner of speaking, anyways. Seems like she’s not getting anywhere fast though, Parchment is just refusing to say a peep. You’d think a pony couldn’t talk if their mouth’s full of rubber hose held in place by duct tape…
Ah well, keep workin’ those bellows AJ, I’m sure he’ll start singing soon enough!
Quite good, how is the handsome pony?
Why thank you. How you doin’? I’m not usually getting inflated by angry women, I swear.
hey guess what, i’m playing a straight man to the abnormal logic portrayed in the image. (this one in particular)
in other words, I MAKE JOKE
That’s kinda the point of the pic. No need for that hostility pre-edit there.
Do consider the fact that you’re getting angry for a fictional pony in a situation that the owner of said pony actually might enjoy seeing their character in.
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