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Hey ho the witch is back.
straight Ponka ships for y’all
Because why go with the standart ones if u can have fun w it.
Thorax/Pinkie - Dorky lovebugs
(if u think I’m not gonna turn those wacky ass head mandibles into antennae ur wrong)
Pharynx/Pinkie - Element o laughter ain’t having none of ur crusty nonsense
(Pharynx needs someone to pet n shush him when his war trained ass flips his lid again)
Rutherford/Pinkie - horny ambassador
(rutherpie a fav but can’t miss the chance to draw the yak man w dreads ???)
Blueblood/Pinkie - ‘‘F~fine I like you’’
(Prince meets party peasant, flirting and sexual inuendos ensue)
QuibblePants/Pinkie - Chatterboxes
(Rarely anyone can talk and blubber as much as these two)
Soarin/Pinkie - Old married couple
(Soft tired horses finding a home with each other)
Flash Sentry/Pinkie - Goofy Protectors
(big space brain: flash sentry is not the same as human teen boi flash and deserves his own story, personality and love)
Donut Joe/Pinkie - The bakers
(of course can’t miss the duo that single handedly changed the world of sugar pastries)
I have genuine interest for all of these ships and I love Ponka to death, tough to pick a favorite ship tbh
straight Ponka ships for y’all
Because why go with the standart ones if u can have fun w it.
Thorax/Pinkie - Dorky lovebugs
(if u think I’m not gonna turn those wacky ass head mandibles into antennae ur wrong)
Pharynx/Pinkie - Element o laughter ain’t having none of ur crusty nonsense
(Pharynx needs someone to pet n shush him when his war trained ass flips his lid again)
Rutherford/Pinkie - horny ambassador
(rutherpie a fav but can’t miss the chance to draw the yak man w dreads ???)
Blueblood/Pinkie - ‘‘F~fine I like you’’
(Prince meets party peasant, flirting and sexual inuendos ensue)
QuibblePants/Pinkie - Chatterboxes
(Rarely anyone can talk and blubber as much as these two)
Soarin/Pinkie - Old married couple
(Soft tired horses finding a home with each other)
Flash Sentry/Pinkie - Goofy Protectors
(big space brain: flash sentry is not the same as human teen boi flash and deserves his own story, personality and love)
Donut Joe/Pinkie - The bakers
(of course can’t miss the duo that single handedly changed the world of sugar pastries)
I have genuine interest for all of these ships and I love Ponka to death, tough to pick a favorite ship tbh
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Every stallions falls for her, she isn’t aware of it.
Like DeeDee when Mandark falls for her.
Like Luffy when Boa falls for him.
Thanks !
And he probably thinks about her collection of strap-ons more tbh
They’re in love.
who’d ever complain about too many ponkas really ?
@Spiritspiral7
Hah I mean not her fault she’s cute n everyone keeps falling in love with her (tho i’m rly just tryin around)
@mjangelvortex
Yup I agree that Ponut and Pinkieford are p common but honestly they’re still interesting and I had a shocking lack of male characters to draw pinkie with since the show is a bit behind on well/at all characterized characters rip
And about Flash Sentry, I legit hated him from the movies ? Like he was annoying as hell in the first one and the fandom blindly shipping pony!Flash with Pony!Twi just bcs twi seemed taken with his human counterpart was annoying ?
But thinking about him as a cute n dorky soldier loyal and powerful to his empire, so charming, good stuff
also recent human appereance has him with less hairgel and more goofy weather fascination so I’m gameThanks for appreciating my hackneyed commentary tho !
I’m loving these unique ships though. I also agree with you on Flash Sentry and really loved reading through the description.
hah thanks man I like to pretend I am funny, also I have lotsa opinions on shit