Champ does a lot of crazy and dumb things to get out of doing school sometimes. Like this instance, where Champ thought it would be a great idea to take a sleeping mask and make it look like he was awake while he secretly slept through Pumpkin’s lecture on hoofwiritng. Surprisingly, it wasn’t the snores that blew his cover, but rather the mask itself. Champ never stares that intently to anything his teacher says. Never.
Since the back row is reserved for jocks who don’t want to get caught sneaking notes and nerds who like to avoid ponies as much as possible, Rocky is forced to put up with Champs crazy antics and endless “ what does common denominator mean?” questions. But if you asked Rocky to move you’d have to pry his seat from his dead, cold hooves.
This was a meme I found on Pinterest. It seemed rather fitting. It’s also canon that Rocky does indeed have a list.
Champ often gets bored during their homework sessions and changes the subject out to pretty much anything that comes to mind. This gets under Rocky’s skin at times causing him to internally scream something like will you just shut up for a minute and let me help you pass this third grade level test for crying out loud?!?!. He is very disappointed in Champ’s lack of learning and apathy towards knowledge, but he tries to do what he can to help the poor ignorant soul.
Also, Champ won’t hesitate to invade Rocky’s personal and very obvious space bubble if he feels like it, which gets mixed results at times. For the most part, Rocky shoves him away as he firmly reminds Champ that he doesn’t want to get all touchy; however, on occasion Rocky’s to lazy to re-establish boundaries and just lets it go without batting an eye. To make things more fun, his reactions are also completely unpredictable.
Champ can’t live without having a day at the pa once in a while to unwind and get his muscles to relax after a hard day of working out. But as much as he loves the mud baths and saunas, he finds they’re always much more enjoyable with a friend. So he decided to introduce the world of zen music and seaweed wraps to his best friend, Rocky. Who, as it turns out, unfortunately hates everything about it, from the heat to the itchy creams that get into your eyes and especially the masseuses who rub all over your back and you have no idea what those hooves have touched!
Rocky swears he’ll never go back, and strangely, Champ never makes him ( although he secretly wish he’d give it another try).
One of the many strange and slightly dangerous things these two get into. Champ’s an idiot for trying to chug down a full bottle of whip cream in twenty seconds and Rocky isn’t helping matters by timing him!
Rocky may act more mature, but sometimes he’s just as careless and curious as Champ is.
It’d a miracle they’re both still alive, honestly.
Also, I might do something with that extra space later, Idk.