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>spaghetti delivery!  
“That’s fucking retarded…”  
>Uhh, I mean do you want to buy a vacuum?  
“Why would you… This is freaking stupid.”  
>Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?  
“I’m a born again Methodist thank you very much now if you done being a little cock smear I’m going to…  
>Fine, look we’re trying to get back to the surface. You wouldn’t happen to know the way would ya? Hell, We can help you with your robot problem in exchange if you can arm us.  
“Uhh.”  
>I’ll even let you fuck my indentured servant if you help us!!  
“That last bit isn’t necessary, look just wait for a moment.”  
One entire moment and a half later a door opens up revealing a lady dressed up in a lab coat and a robot with a human head that periodically yells, “I MAGNON!”  
The lady takes a deep breath, “Just so you knowwe’re not getting out og here until these robots from another dimension are defeated anyway. They’re here trying to ressurect an ancient evil to destroy the world I’ve been working so hard to conquer. Before I give you some weapons I need you to swear to be my minions for at least the duration of this battle against the electronic menace and if you have any stupid questions for me now would be the time to ask them.
 
What do?