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>You scream, “I Anon!” back at the robot.  
“He won’t say anything else… bit of a failure on my part.”  
>You know that your robot kinda looks like Bender from futurama right?  
“I don’t watch television like a child.”  
>Will you show me your tities?  
“Fucking no! what the hell!?”  
>Just trying to lighten the mood, you’re so tense. Speaking of tense, if I become your minion you’re not going to do any weird butt-stuff to me right?  
“No, why the fuck would I do anything like that?”  
>I don’t know, you’re the weirdo. Actually I’m thinking of starting a family. Do you have a healthcare plan for minions and what’s the pay like? Also, would I be able to rise in rank in the evil empire like from minion to head henchman to general of doom?  
“Um, I really hadn’t considered hiring you on full time… I’m actually very short on minions so if you prove yourself here, I could probably put you in management right away!  
>Cool! What are you doing down here anyway.  
“The is my Super Secret Subterranean SANCTUM!!! Wah ha ha ha ha haaaa! cough Sorry. Suffice to say, I live down here.
 
Before you can say anything else you hear loud bumps coming from inside the base followed by a flood of floating robots!  
The super villain fires her laser gun at the mechanized menace and the ponies and Carl panic.  
One robot flies right up to you and says, “What’s gucci my nigga!?”  
>N-not much.  
“Sorry to fuck up your life, but we need the QM back… For reasons”  
>The fuck does that mean?  
“Wave goodbye to your waifu dipshit!”  
The world fades away until there is nothing but white surrounding you then as you look down at yourself, you fade away.
 
The End.