Let me think how about no you evil little crazy pony

No…  
I fucking hate Cozy Glow. I know what you’re thinking, this is what everypony thinks today, but no. Cozy Glow has always been a piece of shit. A damn nude coloured filly got enrolled into the School of Friendship and she suddenly became a villain? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve tried to purchase hair curlers only to turn the corner and realise Cozy Glow had already bought the last hair curlers in the store to use them on her stupid blue fucking mane. She took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn naked foal to hell with me. Cozy Glow has ruined my family. Before the incident of all the magic draining from Equestria, I approached the miserable pony in the street, and asked her for her autograph, because my daughter is a huge fan. The fucking filly gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my daughter the autograph she started crying and said she hated me. Turns out the ponyfucker didn’t write her autograph, no, she wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and am paying a visit to Tartarus to plan a huge class-action execution against the nude coloured devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Cozy. All the ponies you’ve wronged will decimate you.

Oh yesh of course

Yes

Engrish?

Yes

Your cute disguise will not work on me, you little spawn of Satan.

The English, it hurts!

@Background Pony #D38B  
Nope, I would not work for you.

Translation: Wanna work for me?

No just no!

And Discord called Starlight “power hungry unicorn”.  
Man, you should have met this brat

@Freedomman97  
Friendship equals power and she wanted it all

This is so creepy that I found myself laughing nervously

She said she’d get friendship in some place that didn’t need the elements of it.  
Would it surprise anyone if she believes Tartarus is that place and is thus trying to pull a Rick by letting herself go there?

Tirek, please, say ‘No’.

@MetalAmethyst  
More like: Powerwolf - Midnight Messiah

“Master of Puppets” starts to play in the background.

Not going to happen. I really can’t wait for this show. Why did she do this in the first place>

@genervt  

I think Stewie Griffin would love her.

@Background Pony #3DD7  
Sorry, it’s just that I sometimes have problems differing “A” and “E” these days

And failed, on purpose.
 
Now, it is not a grammar error now.

@Background Pony #2003  
Demn it, you made me laugh!