@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
Because greed and judges. And honestly some women, not all just want that money and dont care where it comes from or who they screw or screw over to get it.

@Iron Storm  
Why do they gotta call it child suppo’t, anyway, when you know that money ain’t goin’ to suppo’t yo’ child?

@Symphonic Sync  
It got me to jump out a window (literally!) and run for my life. I wasnt getting stuck with paying child support for 18 years!

@Iron Storm
 
Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
 
And my sympathies, I have many, many stories of thirsty statements in my direction. Like the verbatim “Take me, take me now.” (To be fair this one is entirely out of context but threw me through one hell of a loop when I heard it.)

The scary part is I’ve had a woman say this to me once. Though it wasnt foals she wanted.

@Symphonic Sync  
Wellp. I’m a fountain of knowledge.

@NavyBr0wnie  
Hm… another idea is formed…

@Symphonic Sync
 
Har. I’ll stick to him being BM Blaskovits.

@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
I thought he was Equestrian?

@Symphonic Sync  
Maybe he’s just homosexual.

@NavyBr0wnie  
This gives me an idea…
 
On another note, reading through 9&10 gave me the proto-headcanon that Mac has no sense of smell. So he doesn’t pick up on pheromones or anything. All the subtle hints that mares are giving him.
 
Which spawned the idea for a fic where somepony (I don’t Zecora, Twilight, Starlight, Trixie, take your pick) fixes his snout and he runs into town for some errands…

@Symphonic Sync
 
Inb4 “It’s sucks being the only stallion of any meritable girth”. Shit, if Big mac wasn’t red, and had blonde hair I’m sure somebody could make a Nazi joke.

@NavyBr0wnie  
Ee’yup. Basically, he and every mare in Ponyville are shipped. (Gross exaggeration there, but this is in reference to a show where basically only a dozen characters are ever treated in a substantial way and he get paired off with like… ten ponies?) Let’s see… His interactions with the CMC & DT/SS are sort of like when kids have crushes and don’t know how to go about them or even register them in a romantic sort of way. My ex’s little sibling was like that towards me, it was fairly endearing. (Not saying that any sort of shipping was being done between him and the foals, just that it was kind of cute) There’s Luna, of course.
 
I love her attitude in the comic and Big Mac’s reaction to/interactions with her. A few things of note, he’s completely on board with hanging out with her all the way up until she sort of oversteps his boundaries yet later on in the comic he thinks of his time with her fondly. Also, they met up later that night for at least a ferris wheel ride’n’cheek’peck. I could probably spend an evening going on about these two.
 
Then there is Fleetfoot, some other mare whose name I forgot, no shipping but Zecora and BM had some neat scenes together (Inspired a few ideas from me), there’s a brief moment from Cherilee towards Mac (Abridged in one of my other uploads), Trixie makes an appearance but unfortunately there’s no direct interaction between the two (I like Trixie), there’s quite a view aside glances from mares throughout the issue, in some of the fantasy scenes we see the M6 crying about BM’s marriage (Except for Dash and AJ is more of a sisterly thing, probably), I know there’s more but I can’t recall them all.

@Symphonic Sync
 
Heh, Like I said I don’t quite recall the entirety of the comic, just small tidbits, kinda funny I can rewatch horse episodes for days, but I have yet to read a comic more than once, then again I’ve never been known to read anything more than once, probably should do that one of these days.
 
Anyways, the issue in question was basically “Big Mac’s shipping nightmare”, something or other right?

@Background Pony #966A  
Sort of yes. I swapped the word “Winning” with “Foals.”  
And in the comic there is a second speech bubble with “If you don’t mind, please.” in it.
 
 
@NavyBr0wnie  
“At one point” is a funny way of sorry “Her entire presence in the issue”. I get a kick out of how forward she was in a kind of socially awkward way. It felt very in line with how her attitude would be going forward from Luna Eclipsed. Also, her shirts were all great. And that kiss on the ferris wheel.
 
I really need to do more with 9&10, especially with Fleetfoot and Luna. Mac too, of course.

@Background Pony #966A  
No, it’s an edit of one of the panels, However if I do recall correctly luna did try a less than subtle flirting technique at one point(don’t quite remember the entirety of the issue, and don’t have them with me atm), Also Fleetfoot wouldn’t stop stalking mac…

Wait… is this actually in the comics?

Give her many foals.

@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
I’m going to be honest, I totally thought this was a different upload of mine and your comment+name+pic reeeeaaaaallly confused me for a second or two.

The princess is in heat.

@ShippingWarGuy  
Well, if you insist…

We need moar, Symphonic! MOAR!

“Macimnac lemme smash”

I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd, 1991.m4a ;3