Don’t kill us

Battle ready

I wonder if we’re supposed to shoot our seed in her butt as an offering… or if that warrants a trip to the moon. :/

New phone wallpaper right dere

@Background Pony #D495  
Well he died happy.

@Dragodonv2  

 
That lucky bastard!

Her cutie marks aren’t visible. Does that mean she’s wearing white latex pants? Because that’s my fetish.

@warcrusherr  
@Careless Whisper  
@I, Da Witchfinder  
@Tide Hunter  
According to the source, it’s a sword.

@Careless Whisper  
It seems a rather short spear… but then again, shortspears do exist.

Praise the T H I C C Sun.

@Tide Hunter  
Or maybe it’s a spear?

@warcrusherr  
That can not be a sword. Or at least, not an effective one. No sword has a pommel and grip that long, nor do any have a pommel that just tapers out to a point. Well, perhaps a sword might have a grip that long, assuming it’s a greatsword. Like, a Zweihander-length greatsword. And that blade does not look anywhere near being as long as she is tall. And also, that long thing likely isn’t a grip, given that it’s a straight line to a point, while grips for swords tend to be curved. Of course, it could be a longsword (longswords are actually two-handed swords, which are shorter than greatswords), but then there comes the issue, again, of the shape of the grip and how she’s holding it with one hand. Really, it looks more like a stave, the type of thing you would see on a fictional mage, give that it’s a long grip and the part at the end is glowing white and looks similar in shape to a crystal.

@OtherFritz  
Wait is that a sword or a polearm? The handle which I’m assuming is on her right looks too long for a standard sword handle.

@OtherFritz  
Ah I see.

@warcrusherr  
That sword isn’t just for show.

@OtherFritz  
Sacrificed to it? There’s alot of things that could imply so what exactly is this amazing sacrifice you speak of?

Praise the sun!

Magnificent! The princess’s royal rump contains the full power of the sun!
 
Many evildoers have been sacrificed to it’s glory!

“What are you going to do? Stab me? Or sit on me?”
 
-Quote from stallion stabbed and then sat on

LOL, this gonna end in death

That’s a mighty big ass!

This is the way I wanna die

If I have to die because I slapped that ass, I’d have to say… it was totally worth it.

“One does not gaze upon the royal rump without worshipping it, mortal! Now prepare thine body!”