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We totally need more Starlight x Trixie roadtrips
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Later in another cutaway gag:
The wagon is then sold to a club owner who turns it into a successful night club/strip club on wheels.
Stewie and Brian later turn up to see how the club’s doing.
Stewie: “So, how’s the club going?”
Night Club owner: “Amazing, that’s what! I’m so glad you gave us this thing!”
Brian: “(a hesitant yeah!)”
But then the wagon starts glowing, and Brian notices.
Brian: “Hey Stewie, why is the club glowing?”
Suddenly it then disappears with the occupants inside.
Stewie, Brian and the club owner are all shocked by this, with Stewie saying: “What the deuce?!”
Back in Equestria, Starlight and Trixie are sadden about the loss of their stolen wagon.
Starlight: “I can’t believe that your wagon got stolen by those two creatures!”
Trixie: “Well then why didn’t you do anything?!”
Starlight: “They were armed with weapons we never seen before, and they just vanished in a bright light!”
Suddenly it then appears near the road they were using to travel back to Twilight’s castle.
Starlight: “Hey, your wagon! It’s back!”
Trixie: “It is?! Hooray for random magic!”
As they get close to it however, upbeat club music starts getting louder, as if DJ PON-3 was inside.
Starlight: “Hey, why is their club music inside?”
Trixie: “Oh no, they better not be having a party in there!”
They then open the door…and are shocked when they see the inside of Trixie’s wagon was turned into a night club with a strip club section, with people and strippers dancing to club music.
End of cutaway gag…
Brian: “Man, this is better than the time we thought it was a great idea to rob some random wagon western style that had singing talking horses pulling it.”
Cutaway gag:
Starlight & Trixie: “We’re friendship bound- (Stewie and Brian wearing bandanas come out of hiding in some bush and point guns at them, terrifying them)”
Stewie: “Alright, this is a stick up! Hand over your cash and we will let you live!”
Starlight: “Who the hay are you?!”
Brian: “Hey Stewie, are you sure this is a good idea? There just a couple of colorful innocent horses, and that blue one’s a magician.”
Stewie: “Well we did say it was a great idea that we could rob a stage coach western style. And besides, the wagon they have looks like a stagecoach. The guy who sent us the job did confirm it.”
Trixie: “You dare say The Great and Powerful Trixie’s wagon is a stagecoach?!”
Stewie: (mockingly) “Oh no, i’m about to be attacked by a spray painted horse with a sex toy in it’s head and looks like a gay person in a halloween costume! And besides, why are you singing about this “Road to” anyway? It’s sounds like FOX might sue you both. Brian, keep them held up. I’m gonna see if they have any gold.”
Brian: “Alright, then. (Turns to the two ponies) Yeah….sorry about him, i didn’t ask for this idea either, but it’s just like a dare, you have to take it. Hey, did i forget to mention our friendship and the adventures we had across the world and the multiverse?”
Starlight & Trixie: “No.”
Brian: “Oh, crap.”
Stewie: “Ok, so i didn’t exactly find any cash, so we’ll just take the wagon!”
Starlight: “Hey, thats her home you’re taking!”
Trixie: “What are you two doing?!”
Stewie: “1We are taking this wagon back home to Quahog to sell it on the black market, so….Sanyanora, bitches!! (As Brian, Stewie, and the wagon both teleport home with the multiverse remote)”
Trixie: “Who were those creatures?”
Starlight: “I don’t know…”
In the later seasons, they’re like the best Family Guy episodes (by default).
In all fairness their existence is a play on the “Road” movies that featured Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, and Dorothy Lamour. There were seven of those movies.