Drako:  
Chrissie  
I brought you a present for harth’s warming  
I know it’s a little early but i’d like you to open it it now  
Drako hands over gift  
Chrissie:  
Drako, that’s so kind of you.  
Chrissie reaches for it  
Drako pulls it away  
Drako:  
Don’t eat it  
I’m serious  
If you do, I’ll do to you what I do to humans  
and I mean it!  
Chrissie:  
actually pretty fucking scared of Drako  
takes gift and opens it  
Awwwwwww!  
It’s a puppy!  
Drako:  
Since you’re gonna be a mom I thought you could do with a little practice  
If you can raise this little one into a fine fellow, worthy of monster standard, then you’re gonna be a great mom  
Chrissie:  
Thanks Drako  
He’s gonna be a great addition to our little family  
Drako:  
Well, see you at harths warming  
walk out and hides just around the corner listening in  
Chrissie:  
Hehehe  
picks them up by the tail  
dog squirms  
Drako thinks I’m stupid  
He thinks he can threaten me  
But I know his weakness  
So I’ve got nothing to worry about  
You on the other hand little fella are in real trouble  
sniff sniff  
Mmm  
You smell divine  
And you look good enough to eat  
tilts head back mouth agape  
drops puppy in  
puppy whines as it fights to get free  
but Chrissie’s too strong for it and she gulps it down  
Delicious  
mmm  
the feeling of you inside me wriggling around  
it’s-  
ugh! aaah!  
vomits puppy back up unharmed  
ARGH! MY INSIDES!  
Oh gods the pain!  
Oh it hurts so much!  
WHY?!  
Drako:  
chuckles  
Enjoying your present Chrissie?  
continues chuckling while re-entering room  
You wont be able to eat them Chrissie  
I did warn you not to try  
Chrissie:  
AH! IT BURNS!  
What have you done?!  
Drako:  
Oh grow a spine Chrissie  
You’ll be alright  
The pain will ware off in a few minutes  
No harm done  
Chrissie:  
ARGH! Drako, you dick!  
Drako:  
Serves you right for trying to destroy my gift to you  
Now be a good girl and feed them will you?  
Oh and don’t try killing them n another way  
That wont work either  
See you around  
walks off  
Chrissie:  
AH! It hurts to move!  
That Drako, I don’t know what I see in him  
puupy comes over to her  
Guess I’m stuck with you now then  
starts licking her face  
Okay, no need to rub it in

D’aww X3 This is SO adorable :3

someone commented on one of mine with this macro, for this one i think it’s time i paid it forward:
 

I’ma call him ‘Lunch’.

@ALIS  
Hitler also love Breathing, sleeping, eating and living.

@ALIS  
He also breathed air and had eyes. Clearly dogs, breathing and eyes are all evil.

Hitler loved Dogs.

@ROTHY
 
Killjoy.

EVIL!

And then she eats it.

@Gomenasai  
It all comes down to headcanon :)

Changelings feed off of amour, not just normal love. Puppies won’t love you in ‘that’ way.

No more need to hunt for love.

Chrysalises heart grew 3 sizes that day.