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A question, could a puppy feed a changeling forever? It’s always offering unconditional love~
Chrissie
I brought you a present for harth’s warming
I know it’s a little early but i’d like you to open it it now
Drako hands over gift
Chrissie:
Drako, that’s so kind of you.
Chrissie reaches for it
Drako pulls it away
Drako:
Don’t eat it
I’m serious
If you do, I’ll do to you what I do to humans
and I mean it!
Chrissie:
actually pretty fucking scared of Drako
takes gift and opens it
Awwwwwww!
It’s a puppy!
Drako:
Since you’re gonna be a mom I thought you could do with a little practice
If you can raise this little one into a fine fellow, worthy of monster standard, then you’re gonna be a great mom
Chrissie:
Thanks Drako
He’s gonna be a great addition to our little family
Drako:
Well, see you at harths warming
walk out and hides just around the corner listening in
Chrissie:
Hehehe
picks them up by the tail
dog squirms
Drako thinks I’m stupid
He thinks he can threaten me
But I know his weakness
So I’ve got nothing to worry about
You on the other hand little fella are in real trouble
sniff sniff
Mmm
You smell divine
And you look good enough to eat
tilts head back mouth agape
drops puppy in
puppy whines as it fights to get free
but Chrissie’s too strong for it and she gulps it down
Delicious
mmm
the feeling of you inside me wriggling around
it’s-
ugh! aaah!
vomits puppy back up unharmed
ARGH! MY INSIDES!
Oh gods the pain!
Oh it hurts so much!
WHY?!
Drako:
chuckles
Enjoying your present Chrissie?
continues chuckling while re-entering room
You wont be able to eat them Chrissie
I did warn you not to try
Chrissie:
AH! IT BURNS!
What have you done?!
Drako:
Oh grow a spine Chrissie
You’ll be alright
The pain will ware off in a few minutes
No harm done
Chrissie:
ARGH! Drako, you dick!
Drako:
Serves you right for trying to destroy my gift to you
Now be a good girl and feed them will you?
Oh and don’t try killing them n another way
That wont work either
See you around
walks off
Chrissie:
AH! It hurts to move!
That Drako, I don’t know what I see in him
puupy comes over to her
Guess I’m stuck with you now then
starts licking her face
Okay, no need to rub it in
Hitler also love Breathing, sleeping, eating and living.
He also breathed air and had eyes. Clearly dogs, breathing and eyes are all evil.
Killjoy.
It all comes down to headcanon :)