Dentists are sinister people. They like to set up shop in these nice homey places like little houses (or actual houses) and make them all pretty and pleasant so you let your guard down. Then they shove you in the chair and get out the equipment like they want to know where the Rebel base is. Then you can’t tell them its on Dantooine since you have a machine shop in your mouth, so they get out the stuff from Braveheart. “The patient wishes to say a word.”
This is how polite conversation should work
Edited
Maybe an elongated ‘eh’?
Sorry, sorry. Hamburgertime.
Don’t say that word! Say .. hamburgertime.
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