Porn?  
Porn.

But Spike isnt even human!

@AaronMk  
That was a lovely story you shared with us.

Spike waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were homans in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Twilight Sparkle were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.  
Spike was a space dargon for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to Tuailight Sparkle “I want to be ships daddy.”  
Twolight Spukrul said “No! You will BE KILL BY HOMANS”  
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space base base of the EAC he knew there were homans.  
“This is BonBon” the radio crackered. “You must fight the homans! Before Lyra knews!”  
So spike gotted his sword rifle and blew up the wall.  
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the homans  
“I will shoot at him” said the neckbeard and he fired the rocket missiles. Spike shooted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.  
“No! I must kill the homans” he shouted  
The radio said “No, Spike. You are the homans”  
And then Spike was a man.

I MEAN…
 
HE WAS A DRAGON MAN…
 
WELL, MAYBE HE WAS JUST A DRAGON…
 
BUT HE WAS STILL SPIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKE!!!!

@Itsthinking
 
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@Del  
Wat a tweest!

This is a snip from a comic I saw long ago. It basically was the ponies talking about the Internet and they were like “Oh, don’t you know? According to the Internet, we’re all lesbians.” and they said “Oh yeah, that’s right, we are.” and kissed.
 
Then this panel. If someone could find the original I would appreciate it.

AND THEN SPIKE…  
 
Was actualy dolan hol tim.

@ClownDicks
 
You mean a Game Boy?

What makes a man,  
Is it the power in his hands?