@Havock  
Mine turtle: hello!  
Flim and flam: oohhh nooo~  
BOOOOOM

That is THE WORST DEGUSIE EVER!!!

Buy our toys.

“Hello%”  
“Hellooo%”

@Background Pony #8C5A  
Not the kind of phishing scam story I was hoping for

Flim and Flam went fishing one day in a rented boat and were catching fish like crazy. Flim said, “We better mark dis spot so ve can come back tomorrow and catch more fish.” Flam then proceeded to mark the bottom of the boat with a large ‘X’. Flim asked him what he was doing, and Flam told him he was marking the spot so they could come back to catch more fish. Flim said, “ Ya big dummy, how do ya know ve are going ta get da same boat tomorrow?”

Hey, you said it yourself!! You can’t convince ponies how they wanna buy their gifts, REMEMBEEERRRR????!!!