CG: …and then I stuck that fork into the electrical outlet and that’s how I got my mane to do this! Ha!HAHA! AHAHAHA!  
TS: What the foal?  
CG: And you want to know what?  
TS: Um, no.  
CG: Too bad! Because it was SO TOTALLY WORTH IT! AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA HA HA!
 
CG: Oh, uh… While searching for an outlet cause apparently we ponies don’t use electricity very often, I uh… found Sunburst bonded and gagged in Counselor Glimmer’s closet…  
TS: Wait! You did!  
CG: yeah… it was so awkward so I just left him there like five days ago, so hopefully he didn’t starve by now.  
TS: STARLIGHT!

“I was able to fool you for half a season, then I made you trap yourself and your stupid friends in Tartarus. Who’s the smart now?”

“I said you and your lackeys could go to Tartarus. Not my fault you actually went there!”

I would give you the finger but I only have a hoof.

“I challenge you to a foal’s card game!”

“If only I had finger’s!”

“Neeerd!”