@romantiCaveman  
I prefer Big McLargeHooves.

@zen_fluff  
of

@BigMax  
or Arabia?

Spitfire:  
from now on your the camp’s bitch  
you got that  
Cannon:  
Sorry  
I have a hearing problem  
I can’t hear bullshit too well  
Spitfire:  
what was that?!  
Cannon:  
Seems you have a problem hearing truth  
Spitfire:  
you think you’re so clever  
guys, show him how we operate round here  
…  
some time later  
Drako:  
any particular reason why i find the entire wonderbolt corp taking up my emergency clinic Jay?  
Cannon:  
the mighty have fallen  
Drako:  
pats Jay on the head  
i LIKE you

Of all the names for this guy, I prefer Snowflake. It’s kid-friendly, clever, and fits well with the rest of the pony names.

Zombie_Trotsky, so Snowflake is the pony version of Terry Crews?

But what will happen to me in summer?

“Ma’am!”  
“What, private Snowflake?”  
“I can’t be Snowflake from now on, ma’am!”  
“And may I ask why, private?”  
“Because I was Snowflake from birth, ma’am! That’s my real name!”  
“…Oh. How about “Roid Rage”, then?”  
“That’s my nickname at the gym, ma’am!”  
“…“Big McLargeHooves”?”  
“My nickname in high school, ma’am!”  
“…Oh. Can you wait ‘til I think of another nickname?”  
“Ma’am yes ma’am!”  
“Good. Dismissed.”

“So you come from Ponyville, uh?  
Only queers and steers come from Ponyville  
and you don’t seem to have any antlers gay boy.”

This is why he should have gotten a canon name…

I like to call him Big McLarge Hoof.

@BigMax  
You mean Pyle.

He still is Roid Rage.  
Snowflake is just a nickname in the army.  
Like “Gomer Pile” for Leonard Lawrence.

“YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH SHIT. DON’T YOU, SNOWFLAKE?”

Aww…  
I always loved Roid Rage.  
:(

LOL
 
I think I get the reference. If I do, I now imagine humanized SnowFlake as a black man.

she should be yelling this at everyone who says his name isn’t Snowflake

Meh, it could be worse, like Cum Drop.