For what’s NOT the mane six, I whole-heartedly agree.

Okay, I’m kind of confused… is Trixie Sniper because he lives in a van?

gilda: Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dweebs!
 
diamond tiara: I will not tolerate blank-flanks on my team!
 
discord: MMHMPHHMPHHMPH!
 
rover: Those were MY gems you were standing on!
 
king sombra: What was that, Crystal Heart? kill them all? good idea!
 
flam: Now that there’s a fine piece of work, brother o’ mine!
 
flim: If you done it, it ain’t bragging!
 
iron will: Iron will’s skill is WASTED on this team…
 
trixie: Trixie should’ve saved a bullet for some of you foals!
 
queen chrysalis: Promise not to bleed on my exoskeleton, and i’ll kill you quickly…

@BGP #2
 
keep in mind, I was considering Garble, of all characters, to be the Pyro. :\
 
and that’s not even touching my initial idea of Nightmare Moon = Demoman…

nah, Gilda would be better as the Demoman (angry, strong melee, rocket jump, and Gilda looks like the one that likes things go Kaboom).
 
“oh, you dweebs are going to need more than glue to stick yourselves back together, IN THE GLUE FACTORY!”

Nope.avi

Iron medic=All of my no.

EXPLANATIONS FOR THE ONES WITH LESS SENSE-MAKE
 
Soldier Tiara - i was ROFLing too hard to care
 
Pyrocord - (see my above comment)
 
DemoRover - dunno, this one just seemed to click :\
 
Sombra Heavy - mainly a size factor. most major stallions we’ve seen (doctor whoof aside) are quite large compared to most mares (which the show is made mostly of). just as well, Heavy is the physically largest of the 9 classes, which gives him a size-based superiority complex. but most importantly, it’s in the sandvich…
 
Iron Medic - because Fluttermedic equivalent
 
Trixie Sniper - because Twilight Sniper equivalent
 
Crystal Heart Sandvich - both are a source of power (crystal heart generates love and light, sandvich generates health). goes hand-in-hand with Sombra Heavy because the way Sombra licked his lips approaching the heart…
 
ParaSentry Buster - both are deadly nuisances

Scout, Engie and Spy are the only ones that are anywhere close, although Trixie would’ve worked as a Scout too.
 
I mean, I probably couldn’t do any better myself. I’d make the Pyro a Parasprite swarm, but that’s about it. But still… this is kinda worse than not trying at all.

after Blackie’s comment, there’s nothing else to say

@sjogre
 
you think Discord as Pyro is bad? that isn’t even the worst of it… I was short on ideas on who that poster combined with the fandom considered “villains”, so I was actually considering using Garble as the Pyro. both shoot flames, but Garble isn’t on happy gas like the Pyro, so Discord was close enough… though i agree he would’ve fit better as one of the higher-ups. :/

Iron Will as Medic feels weird. Zecora is actually the best fit for that, actually mixing up healing potions. Iron WIll’s rambling would go well with the Soldier, and his motivational speeches could work like the Soldier’s war banner buff.
 
No idea where Sombra as the Heavy come from. A better choice would be Garble. Strong, tough, slow.
 
Flim and Flam as Engineers is a great fit, especially the Cider Squeezy as a dispenser.
 
Gilda a scout is another good one that I haven’t seen before.
 
Discord doesn’t have the kind of delusional mindset that the Pyro does. With his habit of controlling others and not fighting directly, he’d be the Administrator. Or the Director, to hop games for a moment.

I like Chrysalis as spy.
 
Though that’s probably helped by the fact that I’m going to name an item after her in the game.

 
Though I have to say, I like the Tiara Soldier idea.

@blackie
 
i always wait for your comment on my pieces
 

 
This is awful.