But SERIOUSLY! Even I call tell just how hot Rarity is here, not she’s not even one of my favorite ponies. I mean she’s okay just like all the other nice ponies. And it’s RARITY! So, we all know she’s probably got some very interesting outfits for later in private. Just look at her outfit, her figure, and her drama couch.
 
R: Darling, we must take extra cautions to ensure my couch remains in perfect condition.  
AD: We’ll get a tarp.  
R: Eck! No!  
AD: That you’ll have specially designed for such activities beforehand.  
R: Oh! I have the perfect idea for an entire new line of merchandise! “Lewd Stuff Washable Sheets”!  
AD: That’s sound… terrible… the name. The idea itself is actually very practical.

poor rarity  

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there are other ways to win the heart of applejack  

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it’s a stupid I’m glad Applejack will reject it

@Sonork  
Not in his brain, his poor, shriveled up little brain

@Prometheus labs CEO  
But still… Rarity > Applejack

@Sonork  
He likes the dirty ones

@Raizerninja  
He’s an idiot.

He actually said no….TO ALL THAT???

Wow. Really? What a moron…

Trenderhoof is a damn fool… #RealTalk

Don’t worry Rarity. I’ll make you feel all better.

@RascalPascal  
he is not interested in Fluttershy either so I do not know what you mean

He’s after the best girl so I can’t blame him.

Trenderhoof is dumb.

You can do better than him Rarity.