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Saw this comment on the featured image and decided to follow through:
This is SO cute! I think the only thing that could make it cuter is if it was animated and we actually could see her noming on the finger
All credit to artist:28gooddays
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With cheeeeeeeze.
humger for borgar
humgySalespony: “And they make great veterinarians!”
Medi: “EEEEEEEE! And I already know how to take care of horses, go figure!
Edited
Salespony: “Please do not lewd the tiny nurses.”
Dear god.
I’m scaroused.
An army of tiny, adorable bat nurses with the power to manipulate the Warp!
Ah, so some medi-bats are psychers?
Cool.
OMG, if she’s hypoallergenic, she’ll have solved about 99.98% of my problems. XD
ah good!
That’s just a standard built-in function xD .
me: Maybe watching them nom on Mangos?
Spokespony: “But wait, ‘cause we’re not done yet!”
Medi: “Eee? We’re not?”
Spokespony: “Nope, because if you order right now we’ll include a second Medi-Bat free of charge! That’s right, folks, get started on your very own state-of-the-art ICU with an army of adorable batty nurses tiny enough to fit in the palm of your hand!”
Medi: “Yay, I’ve got sisters! Now I can be like Nurse Joy, only four-legged and super-duper small!”
Spokespony: “And tell me, folks, what’s cuter than that?”
gods that sounds cute!!
Spokespony: “Other features include, but are not limited to:
Black Magic upgrade(Option removed due to the possibility of unknowable forces being summoned from the deep, dark space between spaces)And of course, a selection of over 300 super cute outfits and accessories for her to wear! She’s the one and only Medi-Bat, the most adorable damn nurse this side of literally every anime nurse ever!”
Medi: [Messily eating a peach from the inside out after burrowing into it] “That’s me!”
Edited because: More beer! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M DONE!
Spokespony: “She does it all, folks! She’ll take your temperature just by sitting on your forehead, she can tell your blood alcohol and blood sugar levels with one harmless nibble on the finger, and best of all, she’s an adorable little chatterbox who eats her morning cereal by swimming around in it with her mouth open! She’s just the thing that any ailing soul needs while crashed out on the couch with a nasty summer cold, or even just a cute nutritionist there for you while you’re trying to stick to that new, probably-bullshit diet that you saw on the TV last week! Get one while supplies last, Medi-Bat!”
Medi: “I’m narcoleptic too, so I’ll just randomly fall asleep while I’m perched on top of your head!”
Spokespony: “In short, she’s just the best.”
I’d buy one.
Medi: “Don’t worry, Master(s), I’m on the case! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
If the medical conglomerate that produced Medi-Bat thought ahead and mass produced her, well, we could have an entire army of adorable, flying nurse saviors! =D
Don’t mind me, just trying to see how deep I can dig the ol’ Medi-Bat grave for myself before I’m forced to come up with backstory and shit xD .
I worship nurgle, get your filthy vaccine away from me.