@ewilles  
I’d like them to explain how ghosts emit magnetic fields! Is that only the ghosts of bipolar people?

@ABronyAccount  
Yep, or how “ghost hunters” say their equipmemt is picking up energy signatures from the supernatural, when it is actually the static from their equipment giving it off and they have no idea what they are talking about.

I call those Z-Z-Z-Zombie Arguments!
 
Like when someone tells you in the 21st century that the Grand Canyon proves Noah’s Flood actually happened despite the argument being shot down when it was first proposed… almost sixty years ago. Or when someone claims sunspots cause global warming, not the Greenhouse Effect. Or when some dude claims that “remote viewing” experiments support the existence of ESP.
 
The argument should be dead and buried but keeps being called from its grave by a foul necromancer to annoy the living once more.