“Oh, who will bring me delicately scented jasmine tea, as I recline in these cool silken sheets late on a Saturday morning, with only the cheerful songbirds to listen to?”
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I hope she doesn’t become too passive aggressive with her requests.
[Sfx: a thousand simultaneous hurried offscreen clinkings and kettle boilings]